Sleepy, so very sleepy. The drugs are begining to wear off. You see, I wandered into a trap, a trap set by an infamous intergalactic snake head gang. The Sing Soo. Along with human trafficking, the Sing Soo are also involved in illegal dildo distribution. I am perplexed by the Sing Soo, they have been treating me very well, feeding me delicious home made food and many a can of engish imported beverages. Perhaps they are training me, and if so, I will be patient and learn.
I don't know how long I've been in drug induced hibernation, it seems to have been a year. And I am no longer on Guangzhou. I am told this Planet is referred to as Malaysia, the town, Sungai Rwon. A former stronghold of the Malayan Communist Army of the jungles, to which some members of the Sing Soo belonged many a year ago. Stories of gun fights, hunting tigers, and death were exchanged, and left to settle.
I hope that you all will wish me the best of luck. I'll need it in this world of gangs, guns, beer, and dildos.
Bon chance my amigos.

Fellow earth citizens I want to introduce you to fellow researcher, scientist, and Wolf Pack member Mack "Shoelace" McMackattack, we have been coleagues since 2003 when we began helping the nice bankers from Wall St. orchestrate the 2008 world financial meltdown. Since then we've been like two penises in a vagina. Shoelace was hired by some canton corporations to assess the ongoing sexual revolution in the China galaxy. Shortly after his arrival my homeboy Mischa "Burger" Burger arrived on the scene in fine fashion. Let me tell you something about Burger, don't go talking that jazz to me when he's around or you'll soon find yourself in an underwater jail cell that looks like its just a bubble, but you can't pop this bubble. And even if you did, the bubble is so far underwater that you'd surely drown trying to get to the surface. Wolves!!! Burger had to abort his mission due to unforeseen circumstances. His presence in the lab is and will be greatly missed.

The Pearl River

Greetings earth people! Have you been wondering "What happened to that guy who wanted to write and post pictures about his intergalactic research every day while he is here?"? No? Well he's gotten worms. Not just any worms, no. These are space worms! Contacting space worms is very easy, all you have to do is follow these directions and you too can contact space worms (space worms only exist in Guangzhou... and in space).
Step 1: Drink many a space beer (56%). Step 2: Climb over the railing next to the Pearl River (river colour does not resemble that of a pearl). Step 3: Take out your dick and commence urination into the river (girls can use their vaginas). Step 3: Fall forward, ten feet off the boardwalk, into the Pearl River (girls will need to fall backwards) Step 4: This is an important one. DON'T DROWN.
Time spent in the Pearl River is up to you, I would suggest twenty minutes, as this is how long I spent. And Voila! SPACE WOOOORMS. Space worms can help you with innumerable.... things. Including but not limited to not having to go to work, skateboarding, sit ups, drinking space beers, and meeting women.
I will leave you netizens with some pictures.
Over and out.

dont know who else is still reading this, hopefully im not alone here... im sending out an S.O.S. signal as of now. things have gone awry. no i'm just playin', they're still irie. Back in HK for a day to do some paper work, on my way back to Cantonia, I'll spend a couple of days with my research team, ripping up the fresh marble and granite surface of Shenzen. The planet is very new, it was born just about fourty years ago, and now it is a bustling buisiness centre. It's sister planet hong kong is just a two minute space blast away. There will be a gathering of wood wheel rippers on Shenzen, Saturday and Sunday for a skill convention, otherwise known as a skill convention.
ahh yes the females of canton and the surrounding universe, how could I leave them out of my monthly rendezvous with my earth people. Well they are definitely stunning, perfect shape, nice skin. Definitely a different breed than I though. Oh well...
I'm working on obtaining a photo and video capture device, stay tuned.......................................................................................................!

Hong Kong Hustlers

The planet; Hong Kong. The planet inside a planet; Chunking Mansions. It (the mansions) seems to be a transport and trade hub for many immigrants from galaxies both close and far incuding (but not limited to) Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, Nepal, and Tibet. Tonight, under a silvery moon, I shared some space beers with a dear old friend from Earth. Afterwards upon returning to the mansions, I ran into some Bangladeshi hustler friends of mine. Guns, drugs, hookers, gangs and more were discussed, and then afterwards we had chipatti and rice with spicy chicken curry.
Hong Kong surely is a great city.

Sorry if you worried you, my communication satelite was interfered with. No matter, with help from two associates of mine the problem was easily solved. As of this moment, I have been on Guangzhou for three earth weeks. My accomodations are sparse, a bed a mirror and a line to hang my linens. The citizens are kind, the road sodas cold... Exploring the land on my skate sled is not easy as the streets are congested with road craft of various kinds. But I have managed to discover a few gems, mostly icy marble ledges. I've been honing my skill and I am a stones throw of achieving the flying pug dog level. The cuisine here is exquisite, and for just three quarters of one dollar I can get all my vitamins and minerals. But I'll save that topic for another log.
Be like water, my friends.

Sunday 28th March 0500

Just got out of the cryogenic chamber, what a nice rest. I am now awaiting the next take off in the soul city.

17 earth hours ago I boarded the intergalactic Boeing, it was a cool ride other than a little asteroid field interferance.

A beautifull korean android brought me beers, sweet peanuts, and sandwiches throughout the ride.