Fellow earth citizens I want to introduce you to fellow researcher, scientist, and Wolf Pack member Mack "Shoelace" McMackattack, we have been coleagues since 2003 when we began helping the nice bankers from Wall St. orchestrate the 2008 world financial meltdown. Since then we've been like two penises in a vagina. Shoelace was hired by some canton corporations to assess the ongoing sexual revolution in the China galaxy. Shortly after his arrival my homeboy Mischa "Burger" Burger arrived on the scene in fine fashion. Let me tell you something about Burger, don't go talking that jazz to me when he's around or you'll soon find yourself in an underwater jail cell that looks like its just a bubble, but you can't pop this bubble. And even if you did, the bubble is so far underwater that you'd surely drown trying to get to the surface. Wolves!!! Burger had to abort his mission due to unforeseen circumstances. His presence in the lab is and will be greatly missed.