Sleepy, so very sleepy. The drugs are begining to wear off. You see, I wandered into a trap, a trap set by an infamous intergalactic snake head gang. The Sing Soo. Along with human trafficking, the Sing Soo are also involved in illegal dildo distribution. I am perplexed by the Sing Soo, they have been treating me very well, feeding me delicious home made food and many a can of engish imported beverages. Perhaps they are training me, and if so, I will be patient and learn.
I don't know how long I've been in drug induced hibernation, it seems to have been a year. And I am no longer on Guangzhou. I am told this Planet is referred to as Malaysia, the town, Sungai Rwon. A former stronghold of the Malayan Communist Army of the jungles, to which some members of the Sing Soo belonged many a year ago. Stories of gun fights, hunting tigers, and death were exchanged, and left to settle.
I hope that you all will wish me the best of luck. I'll need it in this world of gangs, guns, beer, and dildos.
Bon chance my amigos.